1 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,799 Hey, get out of the way, out of the way! 2 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,800 - Lecher! - Lose the underwear! 3 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800 Hey, who do you think you are? Move it! 4 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,800 Hey, young man! 5 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,799 Don't you know who my father is? 6 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,800 I'm going to run right over you! 7 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:39,800 Oh, my leg. My bike! 8 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,800 What are you doing down there? 9 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,799 Just cleaning my bicycle wheel. 10 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,800 - It's a nice bike. - Do you like it? 11 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,799 Dad bought it in the States. 12 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,800 - I'll give you a ride to school. - That would be great. 13 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,800 Wonderful, wonderful! 14 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Creep! 15 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,800 Don't go yet! I'll ask Dad to buy you some new clothes. 16 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,800 Good morning, good morning, good morning. 17 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,800 Watch this, no hands! 18 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,800 Thank you, thank you. 19 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:44,799 - Are you trying to show me up? - Everyone knows how smart you are. 20 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,799 - Are you trying to be funny? - You don't scare me. 21 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,800 OK, you asked for it! 22 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,800 Here I come! 23 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,800 Who's being shown up now?! 24 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,800 Bastard, I'll get you! 25 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,800 You should see your face - it's not a pretty sight. 26 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:59,800 Look how much bigger my arms are. 27 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,800 And I'm also much bigger down there. 28 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,799 - I'm better at something else, too. - What's that? 29 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,800 - Hitting a cop. - We'll see. 30 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,800 Mine's bigger. 31 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,799 Take this. 32 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,800 I told you not to do that. Here he is, Officer. 33 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,799 - Who threw that? - He did, Officer. 34 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,799 - Get up. - It was a mistake, Officer. 35 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,799 You little bastard, you're under arrest! We're going downtown. 36 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:46,799 - I didn't do it, I'm telling you! - You're good at getting arrested. 37 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,800 - I'll get you. - You're in big trouble. 38 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:18,800 Hey, don't stop or your miser of a father will shout at me again. 39 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,800 Put fifty sacks of salt on that truck right now. 40 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,799 Am I seeing things? 41 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,799 Your eyes are OK, but your back isn't. 42 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:38,800 - What are you doing here? - I've come to help you. 43 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,799 You shouldn't have come here. You'd better leave. 44 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,800 This isn't a job for you. 45 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,800 Brother! 46 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,799 That's it! 47 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,800 - So you want to test me? - Just to see how strong you are. 48 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,800 Take one more. 49 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,800 Not bad, huh? Your turn. 50 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,800 Watch this. 51 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,800 - Can you do it? - Of course. 52 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,800 How about that? 53 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,799 Oh, God! 54 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Get him out of there, he'll suffocate. 55 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,800 - Father... - Father... 56 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,800 - Damn you, you idiot! - Father, I'm sorry. 57 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,800 - You... - Father, are you all right? 58 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,799 Of course I'm all right. I was just getting some salt. 59 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,799 You tried to hurt me with that sack, didn't you, you nasty piece of work! 60 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,799 - Think what you like. - Father, it's not true, really. 61 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,799 Sticking up for him again? You'll get yourself in trouble like this. 62 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,799 - You should know better, you fool. - He's done nothing wrong. 63 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,799 I won't argue with you. And as for you... 64 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:45,800 Get all that salt packed or no dinner! 65 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,800 And you better make sure you stay in and study hard. 66 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,800 - Dad... - Not another word! Get inside! 67 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,800 - You, back to work! - Yes, sir. 68 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,800 Hey, brother, catch! 69 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,800 Excellent! Eat up now. 70 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:35,800 Under 250 pounds, you can cross. Next! 71 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,799 270 pounds! You're far too heavy! 72 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,800 What? It's up again? I must go on a diet. 73 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,799 Fatty, this bridge can't hold more than 250 pounds. 74 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:56,800 You're 20 pounds over. There's no way you can cross. 75 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,799 - Can I cross now? - That's better. 76 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,800 OK, I'm going. 77 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,800 This is 270... 78 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,800 250! 79 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:23,799 Up, up and away! Keep them in the air. 80 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,800 I'm 20 pounds lighter. I'll stay at 250. 81 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,800 Oops, I nearly missed. 82 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,800 One, two... Oh, God, a pigeon! 83 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,800 I'm going! 84 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,800 Serves you right, you fat bitch! 85 00:09:46,797 --> 00:09:49,476 Boss, are my clothes ready yet? 86 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,800 Yes, they're in the workshop. I'll get them now. 87 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,800 - I'll be right back. - No problem. 88 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,800 - Is it cold today? - No, sir. It's hot. 89 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:09,799 Don't be so damned rude. Just tell me if you have any clothes to fit me. 90 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,800 What's so funny? 91 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,799 Of course we've got clothes to fit you. 92 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,799 Now look at this one, it will make you look a whole lot slimmer. 93 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,800 - Try it on. - Really? I must try it. 94 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,800 - Fat people like to look slim. - She's no exception. 95 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,800 Young man, I can't button it. 96 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,799 It will fit, just do what I tell you. 97 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,800 - So tell me. - Breathe in. 98 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,799 Chest out... Belly in... 99 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:50,800 Hands above your head. Don't move and I'll button you. 100 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Come on, breathe in now. 101 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,800 OK, remember you must hold your breath. 102 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,799 Wow, what a beautiful figure. 103 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,800 Take a look in the mirror. 104 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,799 You look beautiful. See? I was right. 105 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:20,800 It really does make me look slim. It's terrific! 106 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,800 - Young man? - It's a pleasure to help a lady. 107 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,800 Thank you so much. 108 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,800 - What was that? - Your dress tore. 109 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,799 You made a fool out of me! 110 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,800 No, madam. I didn't mean to. 111 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,800 I didn't mean that either. 112 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,800 Mess with me, you little twerp, and I'll teach you some manners. 113 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,800 What do you think of my slim tummy? 114 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,800 You bastard, if I felt like it you'd be dead already. 115 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,800 So you want some more? 116 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,799 My legs are going. 117 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,800 Had enough?, I'll flatten you, you rat! 118 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,799 That was lucky. I escaped just in time. 119 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,800 Bastard, another second and you'd be one inch high! 120 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,800 Get out of there! 121 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,800 Be careful where you put your head. 122 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,800 Come out from there. 123 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,800 That'll teach you to fool with me, little boy. 124 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,799 Young master, are you OK? 125 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,799 - She won because she weighs so much. - Never mind, we'll fix her. 126 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:05,680 My boy, it's your teacher's birthday, so I want you to give him this. 127 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:10,800 - What is it? - It's salt, a token of respect. 128 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:17,799 We're a well-respected family. You'll go to the party in a sedan chair. 129 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800 Ping, come here! 130 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,800 You can carry him so we can save the fare. 131 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,800 The Chin brothers are going to be roast chicken tonight. 132 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,800 - Master. - Master. 133 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800 - Be careful! - Yes, master. 134 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,799 - Are you ready? - Yes. 135 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,799 As soon as they arrive, we'll hit them with the rockets. 136 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,799 On the first whistle, you set off the first string. 137 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,799 On the second whistle, set off the second string. 138 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,799 If I keep whistling, you keep firing, got it? 139 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,800 Let's go! 140 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,799 - Why did you jump out? - Let me carry you. 141 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,799 - No, Dad told me to carry you. - I'm your younger brother, get in. 142 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:36,799 - If Dad finds out, he'll be furious. - If we don't tell, he'll never know. 143 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,800 But I would know. 144 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,800 Bo, you're a lucky man. Go on, get in. 145 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,799 - You can be the boss. - Brother! 146 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,799 - If you won't get in, let him. - Thanks a lot. 147 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,800 - Let's go. - Right. 148 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:01,799 I've carried people all my life, but I never thought I'd sit up here. 149 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,800 It's just wonderful. 150 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800 That's the signal. Light them up. 151 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,800 I guess I'll be a porter for the rest of my life. 152 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,800 Bastard, you'll be in orbit very soon! 153 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,800 Swallow it! 154 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,800 You dirty bastard! I'll get you. 155 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,800 - You brought this on yourself. - So what's next? 156 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,800 - Fire banner! - Oh, they're welcoming us! 157 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,800 Centipedes! 158 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,800 I see stars! Lots of stars! 159 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,799 - Come on, if you dare. - Let's get him. 160 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800 Brother! 161 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,800 There's a hat for you... 162 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,800 and a nice big cigar! 163 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,799 Guess what happens when it's lit up? 164 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,800 You'll turn into a Roman candle. Don't you believe me? 165 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:17,799 - Hey, brother, that's enough. - I'll let you off because of him. 166 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800 Come on, let's go home. 167 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,800 - He's so mad he set himself on fire. - Come on, let's go. 168 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:48,799 - Papa... - Don't be scared. Papa's here. 169 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,800 I'm scared, I'm scared! 170 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,800 He's my only son and they've destroyed him. 171 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,800 Damn you to hell for this! 172 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,800 Son, I'll make sure that Chin Do pays for this. 173 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,800 Mine, brother's, mine... 174 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,800 Young prince, until you came, I was so lonely. 175 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800 That's the nicest pair I've ever seen. 176 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,800 Keep your hands off! 177 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,800 It exploded! 178 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,799 Well, you squashed the pear. 179 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,800 I've got something for you. 180 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,799 - I've finished mending your jacket. - That old thing? I threw that away. 181 00:21:54,800 --> 00:22:00,800 I've got plenty of clothes. You're as stingy as the old man. 182 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,799 I'm sorry, I forgot. You're a rich kid! 183 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,800 You've got plenty of clothes. All I've got is old rags. 184 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,800 Hey, this is the best sewing I've ever seen. I'll wear it to parties. 185 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,800 Now, don't be upset. Here, have a pear. 186 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,799 - Where's yours? - It's squashed. 187 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,800 - I squashed it, so you have this. - We'll split it. 188 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,799 - Big half for you, small for me. - Split it? That's a bad omen. 189 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,800 Don't be so superstitious. 190 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:29,800 I will pay 2,000 gold pieces to wipe out the Chin Do family. 191 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:52,799 Well, I'll be damned! I made $9,999 in total today. 192 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:57,800 - One short of $10,000. - Have you got a dollar? 193 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,799 Hurry up, give it to me. 194 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,799 We'll call it a loan to make up the round figure. 195 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,800 I'll pay you interest. 196 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,800 Don't worry. I'll pay you back. 197 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:28,800 - Father, I'll get you some tea. - No, don't. Tea is too expensive. 198 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,800 This sour plum will do. 199 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,799 Much more refreshing than tea. 200 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,799 I'll let you try some, I'm not mean. 201 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,800 Just a little taste, mind you. 202 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,800 Don't be such a greedy pig. 203 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:01,800 - I didn't even taste it... - Now, help me move these things. 204 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,800 Hey, don't touch that! 205 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,799 It's too heavy. Take the light things. 206 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,800 I'll take the heavy one. 207 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,800 - Do you want some help? - I can manage. 208 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:15,800 What's this? Drunk again? When I tell the boss, you're through. 209 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Drunken boxing?! 210 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,800 Fire! Help me, someone! 211 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,799 Help me! Fire! 212 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,800 Don't just stand there, you idiot, put the fire out! 213 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:50,800 Do something or I'll be broke! I'm OK. Save the money. 214 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,800 - Father, the key! - Oh, my key! 215 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:12,800 You're so strong, I knew I'd win if I bet on you. 216 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,799 You're very, very good. 217 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,800 But he'll win me a lot more money. I bet on him! 218 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:50,800 My dear, don't be scared! Even if you lose you've still got me. 219 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800 I don't believe it! You careless bitch! 220 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800 You're all show! 221 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,800 Come on, come on! 222 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,800 Come on! 223 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,800 Lucky I have this mattress, isn't it? 224 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,800 I'll paint your face for you! 225 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,800 Panda! 226 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,800 - Wonderful! - Oh, you want some more? 227 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,799 - Ah Fu! - Young master! 228 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:09,799 - What happened? - Your father was mean all his life. 229 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,799 Now he's cremated himself to save the cost of a coffin. 230 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,799 - Where's my brother? - Him? He died, too. 231 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800 Brother! 232 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:07,800 - You can't play, your dad's a thief! - Your dad's a thief! 233 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Don't make fun of my dad! 234 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,799 Dad! 235 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,800 - Don't say that! My dad's a hero! - He's a thief! 236 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,799 Dad, why didn't you come earlier? 237 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,799 Dad, I like this. 238 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,799 Ugly, ugly. 239 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:40,800 I made it especially for you. Do you like it? 240 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,799 This is the only horse in the whole world! 241 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:51,799 My dad made it especially for me with his own hands. 242 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,800 Can your father make a horse? 243 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,799 - That's the only horse in the world? - It's so unusual. 244 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,799 - It's weird! - It's strange! 245 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,800 You can have a go. 246 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,800 Come on, you can too. 247 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,800 Get off your horse and prepare to die! 248 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,799 That's the end for you! 249 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,800 This show's terrible. Let's go and see something else. Come on. 250 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800 Here comes the striptease! 251 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,800 Have you ever seen...this! 252 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,799 - Damn you! - You're taking our business! 253 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,799 In that case maybe you should do a striptease yourself. 254 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,799 You bastard! 255 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,800 Ah, man to man, hand to hand, pound for pound! 256 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,800 A monk for a monk! 257 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,800 - Here I come! - A clown for a clown! 258 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,800 Your big show isn't as good as my little show. 259 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,800 Let's get him! 260 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,800 I'll let my student, Ali Baba come and fight you. 261 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,800 Ali, you're terrific! 262 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,800 Stop it! Stop it! 263 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,800 You shouldn't hit an old man! 264 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,799 There's no need to thank me. 265 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,799 - You're standing on my foot! - I'm sorry. 266 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,800 - Step aside, I'll take care of them. - You've done enough already. 267 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,799 - My stage is ruined! - Done! Uncle, are you OK? 268 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,800 I'm OK, but you're not. You tore my stage to pieces. 269 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,800 And you'll have to pay for it. 270 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,800 You don't mean that, Uncle. Let's talk about it. 271 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800 My beard! Come back here! 272 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,799 You broke my stage, burned my beard, and now you're running away. 273 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,799 - I've got no money. - Right, let me see... 274 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:13,800 - You can work it off. - You mean be your servant? 275 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800 I really am good at this. 276 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800 I make great quilts. 277 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,800 There's only me and my wife living here. 278 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,799 I am the best husband you've ever seen. 279 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:59,800 I keep everything spick and span from ceiling to floor! 280 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,799 And from now on, you'll do all that for me. 281 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,799 I'll just drink and watch. Use this. 282 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,800 Clean this room from top to bottom. I want it to shine. 283 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800 Get to work. 284 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,799 Do you think I'm a vacuum cleaner? Look here... 285 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:38,799 - You're making it even dirtier. - I'm sorry. I'll clean it up. 286 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800 Back to work! 287 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,800 - Why are you so clumsy? - I'll work harder. 288 00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:02,799 Oh, my god! Look what you've done! Can't you even sweep? 289 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,800 I've never held a broom before today. 290 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,800 But, I tell you, I can fight with one. 291 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,800 Teach me to sweep. 292 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,799 If I do, he can do all my chores. 293 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,799 Right, I'll teach you. 294 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800 Come on. 295 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800 Here's the basket. Catch! 296 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,800 - You missed a spot. - Oh, OK. 297 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,799 There's a matchstick there. 298 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,800 - Use your fingers to pick these up. - There's rubbish under the table. 299 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,800 - Are you finished? - That's the lot. 300 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,799 - It's pretty clean. - It's all cleaned up. 301 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:30,800 - Are you telling me what to do? - You did my job, so I'm doing yours. 302 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,800 Trying to run? 303 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,800 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 304 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,800 As you've apologised, I'll forgive you. 305 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,799 The rat-faced man in the picture really looks like you - 306 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,799 but that doesn't look like me. 307 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,800 - Does it look like me? - Yes, it does. 308 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,800 So it does. 309 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,800 You bastard! You hit me with the broom! 310 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,800 Oh, my love, I know what I must do. 311 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,799 Hey, fatty... 312 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,799 No, my love... I mean, madam, last time... 313 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,799 Hush, I was in the wrong as well. 314 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,800 Don't be afraid of me. I'm no Mrs Tarzan. 315 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:40,799 - He's working for us for nothing. - OK, you can pour me some water. 316 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,800 - He doesn't know what I want it for. - That's easy. 317 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,799 - What are you doing? - You said pour some water. 318 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,800 - I wanted it to wash my face. - I'm sorry. 319 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,799 - Can you cook? - No. 320 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,800 Well, he can. Go and cook! 321 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,799 And I thought I'd found someone who'd work for free. 322 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,800 Now I have to cook for him as well. 323 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,799 - That's terrible. So the fire...? - Well, I'm on fire too. 324 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,799 - You know how to eat, do you? - Of course. 325 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,799 You jerk! Yes, dear, here you are. 326 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,799 - Wash it! - All right. 327 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,800 Never mind him, he's a silly old man. Eat some more. 328 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,800 Damn it! Why am I so unlucky? 329 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:51,799 - So what are your plans now? - Just to live day to day. 330 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,799 Your father should have taught you that you have to work to live. 331 00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,800 I'll teach you to make quilts so you'll have a real skill. 332 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,800 Watch my feet. It's very easy. 333 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:19,799 - So that's how you do it. - Come on, you'll like it. 334 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,800 And besides, it's good exercise. Come on. 335 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,800 You'd better keep your balance. 336 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,799 That job's no use. You'll starve in the summer. 337 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:18,799 Learn puppetry from me. That way, you'll earn money all year round. 338 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,800 I'll do you a favour. I'll teach you. 339 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:27,548 All you do is practise Tai Chi, you can't do the other. 340 00:45:27,668 --> 00:45:32,800 Tomorrow I'll go to the temple and I'll get a fertility lantern. 341 00:45:36,015 --> 00:45:39,007 I'll put you on a shrine. Stay alight for me. 342 00:45:39,712 --> 00:45:43,141 The wine is an aphrodisiac for the old man. 343 00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:46,068 I've got something for you! 344 00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:50,973 - I'm not feeling well. What is it? - This special wine will perk you up. 345 00:45:51,093 --> 00:45:55,874 - Here, take it. - Hey, it's good wine. 346 00:45:57,308 --> 00:46:00,112 What a waste, burning a lamp during the day. 347 00:46:10,605 --> 00:46:14,603 Wait a second, there's no hurry. Come on. 348 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,330 - Let's go to the lamp. - Quick, I can't stand it. Hurry up! 349 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,800 - It's gone out! - I blew it out to save wax. 350 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,588 - You idiot! - Hurry up, I can't wait any longer! 351 00:46:37,555 --> 00:46:40,559 - Why hit me? - You live in my house, eat my food. 352 00:46:40,759 --> 00:46:44,799 Why shouldn't I hit you? Get out of my sight! 353 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:51,494 So I'm a scrounger? I do everything. I even wash your underwear! 354 00:46:51,728 --> 00:46:54,799 Well, I've had enough. I'm leaving! 355 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,332 Go! Get out! Just get out of my sight! 356 00:47:03,464 --> 00:47:04,800 Chin Do! 357 00:47:22,636 --> 00:47:25,314 Come on, horse, faster! Come on, faster! 358 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,800 It's really fun, Papa! 359 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,010 Papa, I want one. 360 00:47:44,659 --> 00:47:46,470 Hurry up, Papa. 361 00:47:46,746 --> 00:47:50,800 - Cute kid. - She's worth between $200 and $300. 362 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,800 Hey, come and look at the stage. 363 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,800 Quick! 364 00:48:12,117 --> 00:48:13,753 Kidnapping? 365 00:48:16,022 --> 00:48:17,750 Hey, you! Stop! 366 00:48:23,093 --> 00:48:25,087 Let go! Are you crazy? 367 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,749 Watch where you're going! 368 00:48:55,095 --> 00:48:55,863 Damn you! 369 00:48:57,174 --> 00:49:00,254 Sir, we need this to make a living. 370 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:03,166 You've broken our props, look! 371 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,799 That's OK, just leave it. 372 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,799 No way! You broke it, so you pay for it. 373 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,800 - This head is worth at least $10. - That much?! 374 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,800 And the body is at least $20. 375 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:21,795 - Come on, pay up. - All right, I'll pay you. 376 00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:28,120 The show's starting. 377 00:49:39,992 --> 00:49:41,978 Damn you, kid! Do you want to die? 378 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:49,270 - Don't be scared. What's your name? - Tiny Bird. 379 00:49:51,862 --> 00:49:55,269 - So your dad is Golden Eagle. - No... 380 00:49:55,270 --> 00:49:59,686 - What kind of bird is he? - His nickname is "Killer Bird." 381 00:49:59,806 --> 00:50:03,270 Killer Bird? No wonder he abandoned you. 382 00:50:05,481 --> 00:50:11,270 He didn't. He's a kind man, but he can't talk so people laugh at him. 383 00:50:13,270 --> 00:50:15,269 - Want to do kung fu? - Yeah! 384 00:50:15,270 --> 00:50:19,270 Well, hit him hard, right on the head!. Go on! 385 00:50:21,270 --> 00:50:24,596 That's no good. I'll show you...like that. 386 00:50:26,270 --> 00:50:27,270 He's out! 387 00:50:28,270 --> 00:50:31,840 - Where do you live? - At the children's nursery. 388 00:50:33,270 --> 00:50:38,136 How can a grown man lose a child? It's disgraceful. 389 00:50:46,270 --> 00:50:48,270 He's a good kid. 390 00:50:59,270 --> 00:51:01,269 Take care of him. 391 00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:04,710 - Come back and see me. - I will. 392 00:51:09,033 --> 00:51:13,815 Keep working, old man. You'll never get any rest. 393 00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:18,701 If Chin Do was still here, he'd be a lot of help. 394 00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:28,270 - Old man! - Coming my precious. 395 00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:34,269 - What is it? - Get me some tea. 396 00:51:34,270 --> 00:51:36,270 Oh, and a towel as well. 397 00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:44,270 Here. 398 00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:52,269 Even the tea tastes bad. I just feel awful today. 399 00:51:52,270 --> 00:51:59,269 - I'll give you a massage, OK? - Oh, go away! You're so clumsy. 400 00:51:59,270 --> 00:52:02,269 Chin is much better. 401 00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:05,270 It's your fault! You drove him away over nothing. 402 00:52:06,270 --> 00:52:10,270 - You're blaming me now? - It's all your fault! 403 00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:17,270 - Are you looking for a fight? - Well, yes, I'll fight you. 404 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:23,269 - You listen to me... - Shut up! You're going to listen! 405 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:28,269 I've had enough! I'll leave you one of these days. 406 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,270 No! I'll leave now! 407 00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:33,270 Goodbye! 408 00:52:36,270 --> 00:52:42,269 I don't want you to go. I don't want to move because I'm too fat. 409 00:52:42,270 --> 00:52:46,269 If you come back, I'll do anything you say. I'll even lose weight. 410 00:52:46,270 --> 00:52:51,270 Right! Remember what you said and I'll give you another chance. 411 00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:56,270 You've worked hard. Sit down. 412 00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:06,270 - Have some tea. - When I'm ready. Leave it there. 413 00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:10,270 Clean the floor. 414 00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:15,270 Terrific! That was so easy! 415 00:53:31,270 --> 00:53:33,270 Thanks. 416 00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:58,270 He's strong! Hey, your son's a good friend of mine! 417 00:56:32,270 --> 00:56:34,270 What's going on?! 418 00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:09,270 Goodbye! It was nice meeting you. 419 00:57:11,270 --> 00:57:17,269 Get up early in the morning and clean the house from top to bottom... 420 00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:22,270 Now that it's your turn to do the cleaning, you know how it feels. 421 00:57:26,270 --> 00:57:29,269 Good heavens, my back is breaking. 422 00:57:29,270 --> 00:57:33,270 You must be very tired. Come on, I'll give you a massage. 423 00:57:34,270 --> 00:57:36,270 I'll sit down. 424 00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:40,270 - There we are. - That feels great. 425 00:57:50,270 --> 00:57:53,270 What do I do? If I just walk in, they'll scold me. What do I do? 426 00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:01,269 Since Chin Do left, it's been awfully quiet here. 427 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:07,269 We always wanted a son, and he had no parents. We were just like a family. 428 00:58:07,270 --> 00:58:11,269 I guess we'll always be alone. 429 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:17,269 I regret what I did. He's all alone out there somewhere, poor boy. 430 00:58:17,270 --> 00:58:20,270 It's your fault. You shouldn't have kicked him out. 431 00:58:22,270 --> 00:58:24,269 I wish he'd forgive us and come back. 432 00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:28,270 - That's impossible. - Nothing is impossible! 433 00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:34,270 - Why did you hit me? - Did that hurt? 434 00:58:35,270 --> 00:58:37,269 - Of course! - So I'm not dreaming. 435 00:58:37,270 --> 00:58:43,269 I didn't come back to see you, I just came to get my clothes, then I'll go. 436 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:46,269 What happened? How did you get in that state? 437 00:58:46,270 --> 00:58:51,269 Some madman was chasing me. His kung fu was very good. 438 00:58:51,270 --> 00:58:55,269 I wasn't too bad myself. I hit him a few times. 439 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:58,269 - What happened then? - He was so lucky. 440 00:58:58,270 --> 00:59:01,269 He was faster, that's all. 441 00:59:01,270 --> 00:59:06,269 If he hits you, he hits me. I'll show you how to kill him. 442 00:59:06,270 --> 00:59:08,270 Stay out of this, woman! 443 00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:14,269 - You're covered in bruises. - Just scratches... 444 00:59:14,270 --> 00:59:19,269 I'm young so I can take it. If it had been you, you'd be dead. 445 00:59:19,270 --> 00:59:24,269 That's where you're wrong. I'd use my soft style to counter his hard style. 446 00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:27,269 - What style? - You could learn... 447 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:31,269 - but you'll have to learn from me. - I'll think about it. 448 00:59:31,270 --> 00:59:36,269 - You can stay here. - Well, if you insist. 449 00:59:36,270 --> 00:59:38,270 Good. I'll start teaching you the soft style tomorrow. 450 00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:57,270 Tai Chi is split into male and female. 451 00:59:58,270 --> 01:00:00,269 He means Yin and Yang. 452 01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:03,269 - Who's the teacher here? - You are, you are. 453 01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:06,270 Then stay out of the way. 454 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:12,269 Chest in, round back, shoulders down. 455 01:00:12,270 --> 01:00:16,270 Wrists limp, waist relaxed, feet apart, bottom out. 456 01:00:17,270 --> 01:00:20,270 - Ready? - I guess so. 457 01:00:21,270 --> 01:00:24,270 You idiot! You look like an ape! 458 01:00:25,270 --> 01:00:29,269 Loosen up, relax, easy, easy... 459 01:00:29,270 --> 01:00:32,269 Now just relax completely! 460 01:00:32,270 --> 01:00:35,269 - Why are you down there? - You said relax. 461 01:00:35,270 --> 01:00:39,269 I said relax, not lie on the ground. Get up! 462 01:00:39,270 --> 01:00:43,269 This Tai Chi boxing has driven you crazy. 463 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:45,269 You should consider yourself lucky! 464 01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:50,269 It's shuffle, set them up, take one... 465 01:00:50,270 --> 01:00:55,269 The right one, I win! Pay up! 466 01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:59,269 - It's like playing dominoes. - What do you know? 467 01:00:59,270 --> 01:01:04,269 My wife was very young when she left her family to marry me. 468 01:01:04,270 --> 01:01:08,269 She liked me because I'm an expert in Tai Chi. 469 01:01:08,270 --> 01:01:10,270 You're not so smart. 470 01:01:11,270 --> 01:01:15,269 - But can you fight? - Of course I can. 471 01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:19,269 - Give it everything you've got. - You must be joking! 472 01:01:19,270 --> 01:01:22,270 Do I look like I'm joking? Come on! 473 01:01:26,270 --> 01:01:28,269 I can move mountains with four fingers. 474 01:01:28,270 --> 01:01:30,269 Seriously? 475 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:34,269 Yes. You must always make use of your opponent's strength. 476 01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:40,269 To move with your hands, absorb the force of his blows. 477 01:01:40,270 --> 01:01:43,270 That is the essence of Tai Chi boxing. 478 01:01:50,270 --> 01:01:54,269 Tai Chi is much too slow for me. There's no fun in it! 479 01:01:54,270 --> 01:01:58,269 He must be holding something back from me. 480 01:01:58,270 --> 01:02:02,270 That's just typical. Teachers never reveal all. 481 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:06,270 That's much better! 482 01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:11,270 That's a lot more fun, but it hurts! 483 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:16,270 - What are you up to? - I'm practising on this pole! 484 01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:22,269 There's something wrong with you, torturing yourself like that. 485 01:02:22,270 --> 01:02:29,269 No one hits you, so you hit yourself. Look at how swollen your hands are. 486 01:02:29,270 --> 01:02:32,270 You're so strong, can you split this cotton wool? 487 01:02:36,270 --> 01:02:38,270 Can't do it, huh? 488 01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:48,270 No matter how hard you hit it, it will just absorb your blows. 489 01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:52,270 This is why soft can always counter hard. 490 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:57,269 The bird can't take off but there's no magic involved. 491 01:02:57,270 --> 01:03:01,269 When birds take off, they push off with their legs. 492 01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:04,269 But I'm absorbing the force. 493 01:03:04,270 --> 01:03:08,269 You must feel it and respond to it. 494 01:03:08,270 --> 01:03:11,270 This is the basis of Tai Chi. Do you understand? 495 01:03:15,270 --> 01:03:18,270 - What the hell?! - It's started to rain. 496 01:03:22,270 --> 01:03:26,270 - I said practise, not sleep! - I'm learning to relax. 497 01:03:29,270 --> 01:03:35,269 The spinning top is the key to learning how to deflect force. 498 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:39,269 It's based on the eight styles of Tai Chi boxing. 499 01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:43,270 The greater the incoming force, the stronger the response. 500 01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:48,269 - You OK? - Not really. I'm badly hurt. 501 01:03:48,270 --> 01:03:53,270 It takes skill to loosen the cotton. Just follow what I do. 502 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,270 Do you get the idea? 503 01:04:07,270 --> 01:04:11,269 Why did you hit it so hard? You've broken the string. 504 01:04:11,270 --> 01:04:17,269 You must be gentle with the bow. Look, I've loosened all this cotton. 505 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:21,269 - All you've done is pack it tighter! - I'm sorry. 506 01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:26,269 Auntie, I've heard there's an expert who can rip the clothes off your back 507 01:04:26,270 --> 01:04:29,269 without you even feeling it. Can you do that? 508 01:04:29,270 --> 01:04:31,270 What do you mean? I'll show you now. 509 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:41,269 Gently, gently, gently. 510 01:04:41,270 --> 01:04:43,270 First the front, then the back. 511 01:04:44,270 --> 01:04:47,269 Gently, gently, gently. 512 01:04:47,270 --> 01:04:50,269 First the bottom, then the top. 513 01:04:50,270 --> 01:04:55,269 Gently, gently, gently. Now from head to toe. 514 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,270 Gently, gently... 515 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:03,270 - Now I see, you're the expert! - So I am. 516 01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:08,270 - Now, put your trousers back on. - Sorry, excuse me. 517 01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:13,269 Tai Chi is to give out, catch, hit and deflect. Four parts. 518 01:05:13,270 --> 01:05:20,270 To give out is strength. Concentrate your strength on one point and hit. 519 01:05:22,270 --> 01:05:27,270 - It's the same as farting! - But it mustn't get out! 520 01:05:30,270 --> 01:05:31,270 That's giving out. 521 01:05:45,270 --> 01:05:51,270 To hit also means to distract your opponent and so confuse his attack. 522 01:05:57,270 --> 01:06:01,269 Distract your opponent in one direction and hit him from the other. 523 01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:02,270 Hello! 524 01:06:04,270 --> 01:06:09,269 Distraction is only one part of it, the other is the attack. 525 01:06:09,270 --> 01:06:14,270 Head... back... shoulders... bottom! 526 01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:18,270 In fact, whatever you can use. 527 01:06:19,270 --> 01:06:23,269 - There's one limb you can't use! - And what's that? 528 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:25,270 It's not as strong as it was, but it's better than you think! 529 01:06:29,270 --> 01:06:32,270 You're always hitting me. Can I hit you once? 530 01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:59,270 - Try to catch a bird. - Easy. 531 01:07:10,270 --> 01:07:12,270 This is called catching it by the tail. 532 01:07:15,270 --> 01:07:18,270 You've only got its feathers! 533 01:07:24,270 --> 01:07:28,270 - What are you doing? - Sorry, there are birds everywhere! 534 01:07:32,270 --> 01:07:35,269 Anyone can do Tai Chi. 535 01:07:35,270 --> 01:07:40,269 Take this for example, if I don't like it, I'll push it to you. 536 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:43,270 - What if I don't like it? - Push it back. 537 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:49,269 - Why can't I push it? - You need good kung fu. 538 01:07:49,270 --> 01:07:52,270 I'll teach you pushing hands. 539 01:07:57,270 --> 01:08:00,270 I'll show you another kind of pushing hands - basketball! 540 01:08:01,270 --> 01:08:05,270 - Go on, play him. - All right, but I won't lose. 541 01:08:14,270 --> 01:08:18,270 - It's only halfway in - no score! - It's in! 542 01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:29,270 - This isn't pushing hands! - No, it's pushing bottoms! 543 01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:33,269 - It's in! - It doesn't count from underneath! 544 01:08:33,270 --> 01:08:39,270 - What about from above? - It's only halfway in. 545 01:08:40,270 --> 01:08:43,270 Hey, mind your manners, you watch it! 546 01:08:50,270 --> 01:08:52,269 - That went in. - You said it. 547 01:08:52,270 --> 01:08:56,269 - Dinner's ready. - All right, we're about even now. 548 01:08:56,270 --> 01:08:57,270 Smart kid! 549 01:08:58,270 --> 01:09:01,269 Tai chi boxing beats movement with stillness. 550 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:04,270 Use your enemy's strength as your own. 551 01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:16,270 It looks easy enough. Open your hands. Ready? 552 01:09:26,270 --> 01:09:28,270 You want to play? 553 01:09:41,270 --> 01:09:44,270 Stop it! 554 01:09:52,270 --> 01:09:54,270 That's nothing. You've just broken a pole. 555 01:10:19,270 --> 01:10:24,270 Master, I've found Chin Do. He's hiding in a cottage by the lake. 556 01:10:26,270 --> 01:10:28,270 Send the hit man out there. Kill him! 557 01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:42,269 - Puppet master! - What is it? 558 01:10:42,270 --> 01:10:46,269 We want you to do a play for my boss' birthday tomorrow. 559 01:10:46,270 --> 01:10:50,269 But listen, now. Not the usual. We want something new. 560 01:10:50,270 --> 01:10:55,270 You'd better do a good job now. I don't want any disasters. 561 01:10:56,270 --> 01:11:02,269 It's not easy making a living these days. They always want new plays. 562 01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:05,269 Where do I get them from, thin air? 563 01:11:05,270 --> 01:11:08,269 But I have to do it - they're paying. 564 01:11:08,270 --> 01:11:12,270 I can't sleep tonight. A new play... 565 01:11:19,270 --> 01:11:21,270 That's it! 566 01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:30,270 Uncle, I've got it! 567 01:11:40,270 --> 01:11:41,270 Thank you. Please take your seats. 568 01:11:43,270 --> 01:11:48,270 Today we have a brand new show. I hope you enjoy it. 569 01:11:52,270 --> 01:11:55,270 - You're no puppet! - It's a new play! 570 01:11:58,270 --> 01:12:02,270 Double luck and life! 571 01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:37,269 You're not human. 572 01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:38,270 You're a star! 573 01:13:13,270 --> 01:13:15,270 You're not good. 574 01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:19,270 You're the best! 575 01:13:22,270 --> 01:13:24,270 Bastard! 576 01:13:40,270 --> 01:13:42,269 You're a killer! 577 01:13:42,270 --> 01:13:44,270 A lady-killer! 578 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:12,270 That's it! Goodbye! 579 01:14:16,270 --> 01:14:21,269 That was a top-class show. It's a young man's world. 580 01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:23,269 - You're a good teacher! - Flattery now! 581 01:14:23,270 --> 01:14:26,270 - I'll take a look around. - Don't be late. 582 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:31,270 Chin Do, don't move! 583 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,269 Do you hear me? 584 01:14:36,270 --> 01:14:39,270 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 585 01:14:45,270 --> 01:14:48,269 It's no use waving now! 586 01:14:48,270 --> 01:14:53,270 I'm going to blow you to kingdom come! 587 01:14:56,270 --> 01:14:57,270 No! 588 01:15:00,270 --> 01:15:04,270 - Here comes Chin Do! - No, Chin Do, no! 589 01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:06,270 What's happening? 590 01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:09,270 Oh, he's off again. 591 01:15:10,270 --> 01:15:15,270 - Son, what's wrong? - I saw Chin Do! No! No! 592 01:15:18,270 --> 01:15:21,269 Don't be scared. He can't harm you. 593 01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:25,269 I've sent a hit man to wipe out his family. 594 01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:30,269 Chin Do may have escaped, but we'll catch him, don't worry. 595 01:15:30,270 --> 01:15:33,270 The man you want is right here. 596 01:15:38,270 --> 01:15:42,270 So, you're here. That saves me looking for you. 597 01:15:43,270 --> 01:15:47,270 I'll do you a favour. I'll reunite you with your family. 598 01:17:33,270 --> 01:17:40,270 Let go, you fool, I'm your father! 599 01:17:55,270 --> 01:17:59,270 My son, how could you do this? 600 01:18:14,270 --> 01:18:19,270 It's daybreak. That lousy kid still hasn't come back. 601 01:18:22,270 --> 01:18:25,270 Where were you? We waited up all night. 602 01:18:26,270 --> 01:18:29,270 My wife even went out looking for you. 603 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:35,269 Don't ignore me, bigshot, just because you were such a success. 604 01:18:35,270 --> 01:18:40,270 That's my wine you're drinking! I'll teach you a lesson. 605 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:48,269 Stay there, bastard! 606 01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:51,270 Tough guy, walking out on us. 607 01:18:52,270 --> 01:18:56,269 - I'm going to the nursery. - You must be drunk. 608 01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:59,270 They don't take grown men. 609 01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:07,270 - I've changed my mind. - That's better. Where are you going? 610 01:19:10,270 --> 01:19:13,269 Who the hell do you think you are? 611 01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:16,270 That's that crazy man who attacked me. 612 01:19:18,270 --> 01:19:20,269 I understand. 613 01:19:20,270 --> 01:19:25,270 He's saying that he hurt his hand smashing through our fence. 614 01:19:26,270 --> 01:19:30,269 - He wants to fight us both. - I guess I was wrong. 615 01:19:30,270 --> 01:19:32,270 I'll handle it. 616 01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:37,269 This won't take two of us. One is enough to beat you. 617 01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:40,270 Now, then, one to one. Off you go! 618 01:19:52,270 --> 01:19:57,270 You can't even handle my student on his own. Shame on you! 619 01:20:32,270 --> 01:20:34,270 Here I come! 620 01:20:35,270 --> 01:20:36,270 I've come to dance. 621 01:20:38,270 --> 01:20:41,270 Don't stop now! Get up and fight, go on! 622 01:20:44,270 --> 01:20:46,270 You're pretty smart. You'll make it. 623 01:21:05,270 --> 01:21:11,270 I must help him somehow. 624 01:21:23,270 --> 01:21:27,270 I think I'm going to pass out! 625 01:22:30,270 --> 01:22:32,270 What's going on? 626 01:22:33,270 --> 01:22:37,270 - Oh, I'm going to pass out again. - Wrong guy! 627 01:24:12,270 --> 01:24:15,269 Why do I feel dizzy all the time? 628 01:24:15,270 --> 01:24:18,270 Uncle, I've won. Wake up! 629 01:24:19,270 --> 01:24:23,269 - Your father sent me to see you. - Where is Papa? 630 01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:26,269 - He had to go away. - Really? 631 01:24:26,270 --> 01:24:30,269 - Has he gone far? - He's very near, just a step away. 632 01:24:30,270 --> 01:24:32,270 Well, can you take me there?